"Before we get to bounce, we gotta reach for the ball." - The RH Factor, Poetry (Hard Groove)
Except he she wasn't a him at all. He She wasn't even a she-himmy. A shimmy. Well, he she could shimmy which is probably why he she was on stage during every big dance production. It wasn't until the big luau event when bikini tops were required that we realized our dear himmy was, in fact, not very him like. But he she did really look like Kimmy from Full House. The point of all this? That looks can be deceiving. That the hsw needs to not be trying to start fights with the evil Harry Knowles clone while we're trying to watch a midnight showing of Grease 2 with a live cast featuring the diva living in front of it. I don't want to have to pull the punk card of some guy who is so angry at the world that he has to scream out rude, obnoxious, unfunny comments in the middle of a midnight movie because he only feels power in the dark watching cheesy films of yesteryear. Dude, Adrian Zmed's still cooler than you are...just deal.
4 short hours later, having had no sleep in over a day, I ran 5 miles in an hour and 9 minutes and 48 seconds. We did so much better on our pace this time. Only 12 seconds fast. I'm getting the hang of this pace group leadership role. We have a slightly larger group of enjoyable people. We're stacked to the gills with reality tv employees and lawyers. I'm pretty sure with that combined resume we could take over the world and make it into a 24 hour Truman Show and we would, the five of us, cackle maniacally as the people of the world voted each other out of our imaginary small town and into our newest hit show...The Marathon.
It would be a hit. This I promise you.
Somewhere between 10 and 10:30am while The Incredible Hulk was battling The Leader on ABC Family, I passed out. 2 very short hours later I was up and getting dressed so that I could make it to my sister's acting school to see her perform a scene from Antigone as Antigone. She rushed her lines a bit but she works the face and the emotion well. She's getting the hang of this stuff. The killer performance though were the kids doing the opening scene from Lost in Yonkers. Very nice comic timing and line delivery. Good show.
I can't remember much after that except that there are groceries in my fridge and cabinets and half my apartment is clean and Lennox Lewis defeated Vitali Klitschko but Vitali became a star in the process. He is Ivan Drago except he's playing the underdog role. He must break you!
And that Kimmy was not a himmy.
Are you as shocked as I am?