The comic: So, he's a Jehovah's Witness, huh. Me: I'm hoping it's the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. The comic: Why? Me: I heard Vanity has a direct line to the lord now and I'm sure she's got an APB out for his soul.
Girls 1, 2, and 3 (at varying points throughout the song): Isn't this a Sinead O'Connor song? Me: Yes, originally written and performed by Prince. Girl #2: Are you sure? Me: Yes, I could be mistaken but I think Prince was performing it on the 1999 album or earlier. Girl #2: 1999? Oh no, the Sinead O'Connor version came out in '90. Me: ...
Me: Prince won. The comic: Wait, doesn't Chris Rock do this bit? Me: The Who's Better?: Prince or Michael Jackson thing? The comic: Yeah. Me: Yes. But this is no joke. Prince won. The comic: Yeah.
Me: Maybe Appolonia will be a special guest. Girl #3: Who is Appolonia? Me: She's the love interest in Purple Rain. Girl #3: I wasn't allowed to see Purple Rain when I was little. Me: Probably because of Appolonia's boobs. She was also on Falcon Crest, though. Girl #3: Oooh, I love Lorenzo Lamas. Me: ...
The comic: Prince is god. Me: No. Remember, he's in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. The comic: He must know god, though, right? Me: Oh yeah. He's got her number and I bet he's made her come up out them panties. The comic: Damn.
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