"No, she don't know why she got all dolled up for a suicide " - The Decemberists, I Don't Mind [buy the album]
And I just told Jessica today that while I was trying to find new ways to keep this site interesting to me, I wasn't going to post about Britney Spears just to bump my stats up.
Heh. Sadly, these are too good to pass up.
Mrs. Federline (Courtesy of Stereogum)
The Definition of Federline (courtesy Broken Language):
federline (fed ur lein) intr.v.
1) to come up
2) to effect, in any fashion or manner, a "Vanilla Ice"
3) to create the circumstance for future palimony payments
4) did I mention "to COME THE FUCK UP"?
When you've got the supposedly hottest girl in pop wearing your name I think you've come up.
I wanna be like Kev. K to tha E V.
Cuz he got 99 problems but a Brit ain't one.

More Fun With New Made Up Words:
The other Jessica and I discuss Operationalizing.