"Before you count 1, 2, 3, I will grow my own private branch of this tree" - Björk, Unison
So, a friend asked me "How's your love life?" to which I responded:
Do you want to know about my love life or my romantic life? My love life is wonderful. Everyday I feel incredibly loved and that people care about me and care to have me around and that I feel the same about them. I have a sea of friends and people in my life that give me joy and make me laugh and take care of almost all my emotional needs and wants.
That said, I don't get laid enough.
Happy Holidays to all you fine folks who fill my life with love.
Wanna make out?